Archaeologists have uncovered what they believe to be the first liberal, judging by the DNA profile it is between 200,000 and 250,000 years old. It appears to be a sub-species of Neanderthal man, scientists have dubbed as Homo Liberalis Moronis. Thought to be extinct hundreds of thousands of years ago, recent research in genome types have lead researchers to believe that there are many direct descendents still living.
They were initially thought to be hard to spot, researchers have compiled a list of the more obvious traits you can use to identify Liberalis Moronis.
Low I.Q.
Inability to think or act as individuals
Unnatural sexual habits
Strange affinity for shiny objects
Unexplained fear of any form of self defense
Innate ability to ignore the obvious
The most modern descendents can also be identified through their constant and repetitious use of garbled phrases such as obama, hillary, gun control, christians, conservatives, microaggression, etc… Other common words you can identify them with are any of the isms, such as racism, sexism and so on, they create isms at an astounding rate.
If you do identify one of these Liberalis Moronis, do not approach them directly at any time with factual information, it can cause them to become verbally abusive and possibly even go into convulsions, physically and mentally. If you find yourself in this position just use the phrase “social justice”, it puts them in a catatonic state that allows them to be lead about easily.
Frog Breath Condensation Project 
You can tell a liberal you just can’t tell em much.